On Bridget’s Absence

Being a bachelor for a few days is nice. However, there are a few major problems when Bridget goes away and I’m left to to my own devices.

1. Cleanliness: For some reason, I find no reason to clean up after myself. The only reason I picked up all the tissues in the living room is that the dog was trying to eat them. Normally what happens is that I end up spending the day before Bridget returns in a frenzy of cleaning and straightening. It always makes Bridget happy to return to a clean house.
2. Nutrition: I end up eating like a 15 year old would eat if left alone. I eat fast food, pizza, and Chef Boyardee.
3. Finances: I spend considerable time surfing Amazon and Ebay. This never ends well. Fortunately, this time I only ended up buying $20 worth of cables for the computer and Playstation. Unfortunately, these cables will be used with the new 50 inch TV I bought on Saturday which cost much more than $20. Yikes.
4. Emotions: It’s lonely here without Bridgey. 🙁