You may recall an error that I took a picture o' in a previous post. It looks like Bernie’s Flower Shop is at it again.
Well, if his five-year-auld son wrote it, that’s okay.
The best grammer errer I saw in a sign were bein' at a toy store announcin' th' arrival o' a long-awaited new toy, with a chest full of booty. I forget exactly what th' toy were bein', but th' sign read, “THERE HERE!!!”
I don’t blame a lubber who lives in a place where daffodils and carnations are referred t' as “flah-ers.” How is anyone supposed t' learn t' spell in that environment, pass the grog! It’s like when I moved there from Michigan in first grade and promptly lost a point on a spellin' test fer mispronouncin' “orange.” Apparently, th' correct pronunciation is “ah-rnge.” Western Pennsylvania is th' bane o' phonics (or as me niece Dani would say, “fawn-ix”).
Heh, I’d have spelled daffodils wrong. Before writin' this comment, there were bein' no point in me life where I were bein' required t' spell daffodils.
Aye, but unlike Bernie, but ye haven’t been runnin' a FLOWER SHOP since 1951.
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