Charley the Unicorn

These are the lyrics to the Candy Mountain Cave song from the Charley the Unicorn video. I transcribed these during lunch one day, so if you have corrections, post them here.

“Oh, when you’re down and looking for some cheering up, Then just head right on up to the Candy Mountain cave. When you get inside you’ll find yourself a cheery land, Such a happy and joy-filled and perky merry land. They’ve got lollipops and gummy drops and candy things, Oh so many things that will brighten up your day. It’s impossible to wear a frown in Candy Town, It’s the Mecca of lovely candy caves. They’ve got jelly beans and coconuts with little hats, candy rats, chocolate bats, it’s a wonderland of sweets. Ride the candy train to town and hear the candy band. Candy bells, it’s a treat as they march across the land. Cherry ribbons stream across the sky into the ground, Turn around, it astounds, it’s a dancing candy tree. In the Candy Cave imagination runs so free, so now Charley, please will you go into the cave?”
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24 Responses to Charley the Unicorn

  1. a friend says:

    you need to get a hobby … shunnnnnnah

  2. LeftyPeach says:

    a friend, have you even seen the video? Shun the non-beliver…shuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnn,shuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnn, shuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnn-uh. Hey, check out charly the unicorn remake on

  3. LeftyPeach says:

    sigh… no one posts anything anymore… 🙁

  4. AxsDeny says:

    Haha. Sure they do. Just not on this topic.

  5. Mega says:

    Candy mountain, candy mountain, you fill me with sweet sugary goodness, lol, the vidio is funny

  6. mandi says:

    I love Charley!!!! Charley……. Charley……. Charley……. Charle What do you want im right here?!?! Were on a bridge Charley!

  7. mandi says:

    It’s a land of sweets, and joy, and joyness….

  8. mikyna says:

    it’s a magical leopluradon charlie. it will show us the way to candy mountain. -rooooooaaaaarrrr- the leopluradon has spoken!! it has showed us the way!!

  9. Ben says:

    hi i have seen charly the unicorn and the cloak but do u have the leariks to the Chalupa song?

  10. Michaela says:

    This was the best thing ever

  11. Vicky says:

    Lets go to candy mountain Charlie, yeah, lets go to candy mountain!

  12. emily says:

    i love sharley the unicorn its so stupid. Thats why its hilarious. shun the non beleiver, yea shun. ssshhhhh uuuunnnn. it has shown us the way , it has spoken. it didnt say anything. shun the non beleiver.

  13. ha ha ha i love u charley!!:)

    lets go to candy mountain charlet!!
  14. Andrea says:

    look a lucropleodarm! I love this video!

  15. Joe says:

    yo yo my name os joe!

  16. shevie says:

    the remake is much funnier than the original it is WELL funny

  17. Daniel says:

    i love it! it is so stupid!!!!

  18. Britt says:

    candy mountain chaaaaarrrrrllllllllieeeeeeee!!!… i love charlie! dreams of kissing charlie im soooo glad my sis told me about him! btw, have u seen foamy the squirell? he’s awesome! (P.S. im 10 yrs old)

  19. candymountainlover says:

    ican’t get enough of it!

  20. sarah says:

    I love you charly your my hero charly can i have your kidny charley charley charley 🙂 (L)

  21. KIBY♂ says:

    CHARLEY IS A GOD OF FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!☺☺☺☺☺

  22. Louis says:

    This is what I got: “So on the winds, we sailed forth on a sea of chalupas. CHALUPAS! When out of the ocean the great Chalupa King He comes with his mighty bolt of electric lightning fury My chalupas I defend from the king of the great chalupa sea. With his hands of modern steam powered engine of the future six ninty-nine for a value meal, six ninty-nine for a value meal”

  23. Louis says:

    BTW that was in response to #10.

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