Little Billy was in his 4th grade class when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up-fireman, cook, policeman, janitor, journalist, salesman, doctor, garbage man, lawyer, etc. Billy was uncharacteristically quiet, so the teacher asked him about his father. “He’s an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret; and, other men put money in his underwear. Sometimes he’ll go home with a guy.”
The teacher, obviously shaken, set the other children to work on some exercises and took Billy aside, asking, “Is that really true about your father?”
“No,” said Billy, “he works for the Bush Campaign, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids.”