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7:21 AM - Janice, southbound, comes to a stop at red light. Makes (legal) right on red. White Chevy Malibu begins sounding horn from northbound side of street before turn lane traffic has begun moving. Malibu races up behind Janice and begins tailgating and blowing horn. Tailgating is so close that the car is not visible in the side view mirrors.

7:22 AM - Malibu passes Janice on left over double yellow line. Malibu cuts in front of Janice and brakes suddenly, coming to a complete stop. Janice nearly slams in to Malibu. Seatbelt locks engage. Janice blows horn. Malibu begins to move again. Then stops suddenly again, nearly causing another collision. Plate number is DZZ-1604

7:26 AM - Malibu enters left lane and brakes slowly coming in line with Janice (in the right lane.) Malibu begins drifting into right lane. Driver appears to be pointing something out of the passenger window. When windows are in line, it becomes evident that the driver of the Malibu is leaning over and attempting to take a picture of Janice with his cell phone. Malibu drops back more, behind Janice, continues taking pictures. Malibu passes on left again, taking pictures while passing.

7:30 AM - Malibu passes through light and pulls over. Driver exits car and waves at Janice while taking pictures of Janice stopped at light. Janice proceeds through light and makes left at next light out of fear for safety.

7:31 AM - Malibu appears ahead of Janice (westbound) on Hamilton.

7:35 AM - Janice makes right at light while Malibu proceeds straight at light.

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Filed by AxsDeny at 8:59 am under General, Rants
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Filed by AxsDeny at 10:54 am under Funny, General
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Ben, Bill, and I went to Carnivores last night to watch some NCAA basketball and have some dinner. When we showed up, they had some awful music on the PA system. I went over to the TouchTunes machine and put in a dozen songs or so. Some other folks ended up tacking some music on to the end of our selections. Unfortunately, their selections were simply awful. The prime example being “Toxic” by Britney Spears. Not cool.

It was then that we started talking about bad music. Many of the people in the place were being obnoxious, so we decided it was time to hit them with the worst of the worst. We totally rickrolled the place. As soon as the rickrolling began we walked out the door. We didn’t even make it to the car before someone opened the door and yelled something at us.

We made a hasty getaway. No one likes to get rickrolled.

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Filed by AxsDeny at 10:10 am under Funny
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You may recall an error that I took a picture of in a previous post. It looks like Bernie’s Flower Shop is at it again.

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Filed by AxsDeny at 9:28 am under Funny
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If you took Spanish at my high school with Miss (Beth) Ash then you will recognize this image. I found this amongst some of my old papers while I was cleaning out some boxes from my parents’ house.

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Filed by AxsDeny at 8:43 am under Funny, General
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