8/15/2006
Literacy in the TSA
While standing in the line to get all our belongings x-rayed, there was a sign regarding the new regulations about carry-on baggage. The sign read something similar to the following, I may not have gotten the wording exactly right, but you’ll get the point. Emphasis added by me.
Attention all travelers. Lotion, sryup, toothpaste, sampoo, and hair spray’s are not allowed in carry-on luggage.
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Filed by AxsDeny at 6:40 pm under General

My eyes are burning.
Too much sryup will do that