Songs in Hell

Bill is reporting that if he was in hell and forced to listen to only one song he would choose “1,2,3,4″ by Gloria Estefan. He names a few others so I will also create a list of my own.

  • Can You Feel the Love Tonight? by Elton John: This song makes my ears bleed.
  • Cult of Personality by Living Colour: I’m so freaking sick of this song. AUUGH!
  • Mambo No. 5 by Lou Bega: A last shot at riding the wave of Swing music that went horribly wrong.
  • Barbie Girl by Aqua: I feel like poking my eyes out just thinking about this.
  • How Bizarre by OMC: This represents everything that is soulless and wrong with corporate band creation.

I can guarantee this list will get longer based on the drivel that is currently being played on the radio.

Update & Retraction: I updated the title of the Living Colour song and offer my apologies to Mr. Glover. I will say however, that I dislike the song so much that I never bothered to learn the words or the title. ;)

4 Responses to “Songs in Hell”

  1. timmah
    January 22nd, 2005 | 4:13 pm

    my top 5? randomly select any 5 songs by Creed. blammo!

  2. Danny Glover
    January 22nd, 2005 | 4:42 pm

    Aah Cultured Personality that dreaded follow up to the Living Color song Cult of Personality. Those who live in glass vaxcaves should not throw stones.

  3. January 22nd, 2005 | 5:56 pm

    Noted and fixed. ;)

  4. Kristan
    January 24th, 2005 | 1:02 pm

    In my Hell, it would be “Islands in the Stream.” It just loops. AAAAGGGHHHH!

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