Hooked On Phonics

Watching the State Of The Union speech last night by Monkey Boy was kind of boring. Bridget and I agreed it sounded more like a campaign speech than a report on the state of the states. As a side note, I have this unbelievable rage when I hear the cough president say the word ‘Nuclear’. It’s because he says NUKE-YOU-LURR, rather than NUKE-LEE-URR. If this means nothing to you, look it up in a dictionary. Anyone that has access to drop a nuclear bomb, should have the ability to actually SAY ‘nuclear bomb’.

Dave Barry: Blog

If you don’t read the articles that Dave Barry writes for the Miami Herald you are a dirty, filthy monkey. Otherwise, if you DO read his stuff, start reading his blog. It’s brand spanking new!

New Server / Host

Thanks to the wonders of modern technology I now reside on a new server. Well… I don’t, but VaxCave does. A shoutout to Ron for hooking me up with hosting that actually has support personnel. Woohoo!

Hope is lost, Frodo has failed

Frodo Failed
(No I didn’t do it, picture courtesy of EHOWA)

Clone High on MTV

I watched this show on MTV last night called Clone High. The concept is completely idiotic, but it actually had some good laughs in it. It revolves around the students of a high school that are clones of famous past figures such as Abe Lincoln, Ghandi, Joan of Arc, Cleopatra, JFK, Nostradamus, Moses, etc… I’m sure some people will be offended by it since there are clones of Ghandi, Buddha, Moses, and Jesus. But, that’s what MTV does I guess. I enjoyed it but I probably won’t set the VCR to tape it. One of those shows I’ll watch if i’m flipping through and nothing else is on. I recommend catching it at least once to get a feel for it. You’ll love the JFK clone, he’s a riot.

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