George W. Bush is an idiot

UPDATE: The link for this post was contributed by an old friend from my Hotline days. Long live Isabel.

Good Lord. We’re turning into a 1950’s-commie-lookout-country all over again. Apparently the government has decided to start rounding up everyone from certain countries. Because if you are from Sudan, you must be a psychotic, suicide bombing, plane crashing extremist muslim. *sigh* This is the reason people are afraid now. Who knows what the government is gonna do next. Maybe radio collars for all foreigners. Maybe not just the foreigners, maybe just the foreigners that don’t come from white, European nations. Man, this is lunacy. Read this and fear for your own civil liberties.

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Old MacDonald

Does anyone know if Norm MacDonald (from Saturday Night Live, The Norm Show) is related to the two other funny MacDonalds? I am of course talking about Kevin MacDonald (of Canada’s awesome, but cancelled, Kids In The Hall) and MadTV’s Michael MacDonald. They all look kind of alike and I’ve been wondering if they are related. All MacDonalds, all from Canada, all in sketch comedy shows. Coincidence? You tell me.

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p>Now, just to get you in the mood for hunting down the MacDonald boys, here’s a Norm quote from SNL Weekend Update:

“Who are safer drivers? Men, or women?? Well, according to a new survey, 55% of adults feel that women are most responsible for minor fender-benders, while 78% blame men for most fatal crashes. Please note that the percentages in these pie graphs do not add up to 100% because the math was done by a woman. [Crowd groans.] For those of you hissing at that joke, it should be noted that that joke was written by a woman. So, now you don’t know what the hell to do, do you? [Laughter] Nah, I’m just kidding, we don’t hire women.”
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